Chilly Gonzales

This is my authetnic voice, I always spell the word "authentic" as "authetnic", so people know it's me. I am Chilly Gonzales, the sad musical genius. Some of you may know that I was born Jason Beck, but Jason is dead to me now. I have permanently and legally changed my name to Chilly Gonzales. The Canadian name police finally found a young Mexican-Canadian boy with the name Chilly Alejandro Gonzales. To trademark this name I had to buy his identity for a pretty penny, much as my fellow piano-man Billy Joel™ had to.
Money changed hands. And I believe that my name change has already brought some positivity into the world, if only by lifting a large Mexican-Canadian family out of poverty into middle-class aspiration.

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